I don’t usually post things as this but Holy Crap…. it made me want to puke after looking at it for 5 seconds. Everyone knows I hate MySpace in the first place and this is just one prime example why. *bleh*

http://www.myspace.com/soybuddha

Speaking of bad web design… check out these uglies. What the hell is wrong with people?

*Warning: Some of these might kill your browser*

http://jeffreydavidmorris.com/
http://www.rogerart.com/
http://www.booksareus.org/
http://www.thagan.com/
http://timecube.com/
http://rat-hunter.com/

Here’s another one of my rants.

How in the hell is a “virtual rape” possible. It’s a game for God’s sake!

Virtual Rape Is Traumatic, but Is It a Crime?

Last month, two Belgian publications reported that the Brussels police have begun an investigation into a citizen’s allegations of rape — in Second Life.

I am half convinced that the tantalizingly brief story, printed in De Morgen and Het Laatste Nieuws, is a hoax or an April Fool’s joke.

Yet it has prompted several threads of discussion, from a legal analysis to four pages of commentary at the Second Citizen forums.

Unfortunately, rape in virtual spaces is not unheard of. And I’m not talking about the “consensual” rape built into some games (although if you’re interested in that debate, GameGrene has a good conversation about it).

While Regina is sure it’s an April Fool’s joke, I’m sure it’ll eventually have to have intervention from some country’s government as Second Life starts to engulf more people into its virtual world. Think about it… Why are people even talking about it? It seems to be an issue already. Just browse through the comments on the story’s comment thread. People really have a problem with this. Now don’t get me wrong. I despise rapists, but online rape? Give me a break! ALT+F4 people! Even then, if you’re a member of a community where “rape” is a “feature” of the game programing then you’re asking for it. I know, I know. What we’re really talking about is rape by text and verbal sexual manipulation than visual confrontation. Traumatic? heh. Maybe to a 5 year old.

In the online world rape is impossible. Sexual harassment is a better word for it but there’s a better god in an online world. One that will talk back to you using email and ban the violator with a swift of the wrist. He normally goes by the name of Admin.

Article via: digg

Hey come on! It was either that or get a job…. heh

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors � naked � and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

“You can’t get much more concealed than that,” Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

“When you’re talking about an awl or an ice pick and you’re dealing with somebody who’s fresh out of prison, it’s a weapon. That’s a stabbing instrument,” Horgan said.

Man, that’s a helluva story to tell your pals in the jail house. He probably wanted to go back. Beats me.

That was the weirdest story of the week to come across my feed reader.

…. And I bet you thought the Real Breasts/ Fake Breasts Test was a joke.

Transportation Security Administration - Permitted and Prohibited Items

In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted.

• Baby formula and breast milk if a baby or small child is traveling;
• All prescription and over-the-counter medications (liquids, gels, and aerosols) including KY jelly, eye drops, and saline solution for medical purposes;
• Liquids including water, juice, or liquid nutrition or gels for passengers with a disability or medical condition;
• Life-support and life-sustaining liquids such as bone marrow, blood products, and transplant organs;
• Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and,
• Gels or frozen liquids needed to cool disability or medically related items used by persons with disabilities or medical conditions.

WTF!!! Aren’t they suppose to be putting money into stopping the nasty homo sex going on in prisons and not condoning it? Seems to me handing out condoms to inmates gives them the green light and thumbs up. I can’t comment more on this because I think I’m going to be sick… well too late.. already threw up…..

Legislature Sends Prison Condom Bill To Schwarzenegger

“Everyone knows that sex happens in prison, and short of solitary confinement for all … inmates, the state is unable to prevent it,” Assemblyman Paul Koretz, D-West Hollywood, said in a statement.

Various studies put the incidence of homosexual activity inside prisons at between 30 percent and 60 percent of male inmates, while the rate of HIV infection is at least five times that of the outside population, Koretz said.

Critics say the spread of sexual diseases could be prevented by enforcing state law, which bans sex between inmates. Republicans who oppose the bill said distributing condoms in prisons will only encourage sex between male inmates.

Sen. Charles Poochigian, R-Fresno, said the bill “sends entirely the wrong message.” “Prisons are to punish criminals. They shouldn’t be sanctioning activities that are illicit,” said Poochigian, who is running for state attorney general.

:-&

If you’re a 52 year old male with no life and a mental problem… Who do you call?

Ghostbusters or Dr. Phil can’t help you with this one…. Peter Pan.

Peter Pan’s Page

I hope you’re as confused as I am now.

Not too long ago, I remember seeing this weirdo on the Jimmy Kimmel show. That was the last I heard of him until now…

This was too damn funny and a lot of it true. So I guess Craigslist.org is the next blogging platform, eh?

Stripper Rant

1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it’s the fucking deed to Trump Towers… what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?!? It’s a fuckin’ dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.

2) You losers that come into the club for a lapdance with NO underwear or boxers and thin-ass, nylon shorts, so we slip and slide on your hard-on (which always feel like a sharpie pen ~ fine point)…fuck you.

3) You with the thick-ass jeans, this was an impromptu visit, eh?

4) Don’t pull my thong up during a dance and ask me if it felt good. IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD.

5) Hey you, Loser, the one counting out the 20 bucks in one dollar increments, rubbing your fingers between each one to make sure you are giving me just that one dollar. Yes, you.

6) No I will not just let you “slip it in real quick” for $50 more bucks.

7) Yeah, my tits are real. As real as my affection for you.

8)If you cum in your pants, you have to tip me an extra $100 for being a lame-ass who can cum in their pants from a lapdance.

9) Stop asking me out. You’re a smelly, fat loser and the only reason I’m smiling and cooing at you is because I want your money. Outside of the club I wouldn’t even fart your way.

11) Stop bitching at me about the goddamn two drink minimum. First of all, your breath ranks (what’d you have for dinner, garlic and shit?), you’re about 172 lbs. overweight, and you look like Jay Leno. More importantly: I don’t give a shit.

12) Don’t bitch at me about the $10 non-alchoholic beer either. Hide a bottle of Jack in your coat pocket next time like everyone else does.

13) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income.

14) No, you CAN’T SMOKE. Dumb. Ass.

15 )Boys, don’t sit in the front row with your “homies” and act all engrossed in some deep conversation during a girls performance because you want to look like you’re too “cool” to notice the hot, naked girl in front of you. It’s a clear sign that you ain’t getting any.

16) DON’T SIT IN THE FRONT ROW IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TIP. Fer chrissakes!!!!!!!!!!!

17) “So what do you guys do when you’re on your period?” Answer: I lap dance with guys in dark pants.

18) STOP trying to grab my tits!!!!!!! That’s extra.

19) SHOWER FIRST, you nasty fuck!

20) I had a feeling you weren’t going to tip me, so I took extra care to rub my lip gloss on your collar and wear extra glitter lotion and obnoxious perfume before our dance.

21) Hey cheapasses: please don’t come to my work. Just stay home and jack off to “Desperate Housewives” instead. It will save us a both a lot of unpleasantry.

22) Stop asking me why I do this job and try to get all psychologically analytical on me. For the money, you moron, that’s why.

23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.

24) NO, I will not take a dime sac for payment. I can tell it’s oregano anyway you stupid mutherfucker!

25) Sorry, I don’t do that. Ask the ugly girl at the bar with the black roots and overbite.

26) I can see it’s your first time at a strip club. Let me explain the dynamics to you. If you want a fuck or a blow-job, go to the ugly chicks. Hot girls don’t have to do “extra services.” I can give you some recommendations for a small fee.

27) It is not okay for you to bounce me on your cock like a baby on a knee. Not okay.

28) Stop complaining about how short the song was. It felt like the fucking maxi-single to me.

29)Yes I will fuck you, but only for 10 grand. More if you’re ugly. So basically, more.

30) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. It’s like me going to PETA looking for a steak.

31) Girls–what’s with the pole smell? Can we do a little hygiene check? Nothing than worse than twirling around the pole and getting a whiff of stale pussy.

32) Girls–stop lip-syncing to the song you’re dancing to on stage. Especially if you don’t know all the words.

33) Girls–if your toes curl and hang over your platform shoes a la’ Fred Flinstone, you need to go up a size.

34) Girls–drowning yourself in Angel perfume is just as bad if not worse than the BO you’re trying to cover. Take a goddamn shower, you smell like lapdance funk.

35) Hey DJ! You suck!

36)Girls–may I suggest complete sobriety before getting tatted up? Tattoos should be meaningful, or at least semi-meaningful, or at least semi semi-meaningful. That fucking dancing llama on your ass is so lame.

37)Girls–some songs just should not be stripped to. Please. No Disney soundtracks (you know who you are, you fucking weirdo), Sade, Boys II Men, or Bjork. For the love of God, Please.