Paris goes back to jail…. YES! Party time!

June 8th, 2007 by Dave

paris-hilton-crying.jpgThis is almost the best news I’ve heard all week. I def agree with Egotastic!

Paris Hilton is Going Back to Jail!!!!!!!!

Oh happy day! Paris Hilton is going back to jail! I’ve been having a really crappy day, but suddenly I feel much better. Paris left the court room screaming and crying, and as you can see in the pictures below, she cried all the way back to her house in the Hollywood Hills. TMZ is reporting that Paris has been ordered to serve out the remainder of her sentence, but will receive credit for time served. Not time served at home, though.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.”

One witness said that Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton’s mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.” Paris’ father Rick is still in the courtroom.

Paris will be appealing the judgement, but I doubt she’ll get anywhere with it. Then again, you never know. All in all, though, I think the weekend is going to be pretty good after all…

I was pretty pissed a couple of days ago after finding out she skated out of jail because of a some type of ailment that was deemed “private” by the local sheriff. Finally a judge and district attorney keeping it real no matter what the dollar sign was. Justice was served!!! I’ll drink to that. ;)





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Paris Hilton sentenced to jail in June –It’s about time!

May 5th, 2007 by Dave

paris-headed-to-jail.jpgIt’s about damn time celebrities are held to the same standard as us “normal” people. I get sick and tired of hearing so and so got off on a technicality, a mis-trial, or some other lame excuse just so it doesn’t turn into a media feeding ground.

Paris Hilton breaks down

PARIS Hilton wailed after a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license, and claimed it had all been a misunderstanding.

A misunderstanding? You’ve got to be kidding me.

Hilton showed up 20 minutes late for the 1.30pm hearing, powdering her nose on the way in. On the way out, she donned dark sunglasses to hide her tear-streaked eyes and runny makeup.

She held a 1:30 hearing up for 20 minutes probably because she wanted to sleep in an extra 2 hours. Would a judge normally have held a hearing up for “driving with a suspended license” for me? Probably not.

Her publicist, Elliot Mintz, tried to take the fall, testifying he told Hilton it was OK to drive after 30 days for “work-related” purposes. He claimed he was misinformed.

That’s the other thing that got me. Why would any judge have suspended a driving license for a celebrity and let them still drive for “work-related” purposes? She has how many body guards and limo drivers at her disposal?

And here’s the line that almost brought tears to my eyes:

Assistant City Attorney Dan Jeffries argued: “We are asking that she be held to the same standard as everyone else who goes through this system.”

Finally! Good job Dan!

Related Link’age
What Paris Can Expect Behind Bars
Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days
Jail Sentence “Like an Oscar” for Paris, says Celeb Expert




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San Diego Police cracking down on DUI this holiday weekend

March 17th, 2007 by Dave

If you’re planning to go to the top party destinations this weekend (I’m definitely not because of my cold) then this is some good to know info. We’ve all done it but don’t even think about it for the next couple of weeks.

Police Launch DUI Crackdown

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SAN DIEGO — Police are making a countywide crackdown on drunken drivers this weekend, calling it Operation Green Mile.

Officers said they will be on patrol in large numbers, with many of them undercover in local bars, and others at DUI checkpoints.

Police said the stepped up patrols will mainly be in Carlsbad, Pacific Beach, downtown San Diego, and near the border.

Susan Tryon, the mother of a drunken driving victim, said she urges people to think of the consequences of their actions.

“It’s happening every day, you read in the newspapers, somebody else is getting killed by a drunk driver,” Tryon said. “Innocent victims are dying.”

Police said they plan to have extra officers on patrol for several weeks, through the spring break period.




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Internet Archive vs. Suzanne Shell - idiots twisting the law

March 17th, 2007 by Dave

wayback-machine-logo.gifThere’s always someone out there trying to make an easy buck by twisting U.S. law to “steal” from someone else’s earnings. Here’s a case that pisses me off. Internetarchive.org is being sued by Suzanna Shell (I’m not going to give them any traffic by linking to her site so just do a Google search for her name and it’s the first one that pops up: Profane Justice) spidering and indexing (archiving) her site. You might think, “Dammit, not another search engine being sued for doing something that violates copyright law.” Well, not really. This one is a little different. That’s why the media is eating this one up.

If you’re a web designer/webmaster in any way, shape, form, or fashion then you should already know that external links linking to your site is naturally a good thing. You want search engines to scour your site, index it, cache it, and finally offer it in it’s results to their users. Search engines have always leaned on the Fair use doctrine in U.S. Copyright Law to index public sites on the internet. There is even a way to opt out if you wish. It’s a simple process that involves adding a robots.txt file to the root directory of your site. Here’s an example of mine. As you can see I allow anything and everything to index and cache whatever they want. All legit or main stream search engine spiders follow the rules written to a site’s robots.txt file. If you don’t want a certain page or the whole site indexed then it’s easily changed by updating that file. Seems simple right?

Well, in this case Suzanna Shell is suing (actually has already sued) the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine for conversion, civil theft, breach of contract, and violations of the Racketeering Influence and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) and the Colorado Organized Crime Control Act (COCCA). Seems legit at the moment IF Internet Archive actually did any of the above and IF Internet Archive didn’t remove her site upon request. December 2005 Suzanna sent a request to Internet Archive to remove her site and they complied. Right after that she went back and filed the lawsuit with the above complaints. She sued for $100,000 for unauthorized copying of her site. Upon reading this here I immediately googled her site and searched for the robots.txt file. Guess what I found? … nada. Over a year later (and I’m pretty sure she has been sent an email telling her of her faults) she still doesn’t have the simple text file posted. So either she’s an idiot who doesn’t understand yet or she’s playing the ignorant game and hoping she can use the law to cash in with a quick hundred thousand at least.

If you’ve visited her site you’ll first notice that it should be in the top 40 ugliest sites list. A 5 year old could have drafted a better site in Notepad than she in Dreamweaver. Okay, off of her atrocious site design. That’s too obvious. Let me point a few things out. This one for instance which is under the “Problems” page:

If you are having problems viewing this web site - it may be because we were forced to disable the copy, save and print functions on these web site pages. We had to do this because our adversaries (like CPS and hostile GALs) would copy and/or print these pages to submit to the courts for use against parents in their dependency cases. This is a blatant violation of state and Federal constitutionally protected rights (freedom of association, freedom to acquire useful knowledge, freedom of the press, right to petition the government for redress of grievances, etc.) of the parents and the children as well as copyright infringement against the owner of the web site. This conduct only reinforces our assertion that the child savers will lie, cheat and steal in their effort to protect children who don’t need protecting.

Forced to disable copy, save, and printing functions? Heh… Let me be the 1st to tell you that there isn’t any true way to disable copy, save, and printing functions on any web page. Your ignorance is quite hilarious. What really gets me is the reason why. “because our adversaries … would copy and/or print these pages to submit to the courts for use against parents in their dependency cases…. blah, blah, blah.” You put public information out in the “public” and don’t want anyone to use it for the wrong reasons. That should be self explanatory. If you don’t want someone to use it for the wrong reasons then password protect it or don’t publish it. It’s that simple.

Here is why this idiotic lawsuit is important. If for some insane reason she wins then search engine spiders will have to not only look for a robots.txt file but also the site’s copyright page which is impossible for the billions of web pages that are currently live. We haven’t come close to perfecting natural language search to automate reading a site’s content and determining the meaning of a phrase. So the only true way to not infringe on copyright law is to contact each and every single webmaster out there and request for indexing permission of their sites. Again… impossible. This is why we have the robots.txt file and the opt out agreement. It’s funny that Suzanna probably uses Google search and the Google Cache on a regular basis but either doesn’t realize it, is a hypocrit, or trying to cheat to make that extra buck.

My final opinion: I hope she fails miserably and has to pay for all court costs.

Update 1: Not sure if this is her but here’s a link to the lunatic: Google Image Result




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Former female inmate files rape charges

December 22nd, 2006 by Dave

By these women:

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Seriously now.. need I say more. I (a guy) would have started crying as soon as I was put in a jail cell with these…. things.

Check out the story: Former inmate claims she was assaulted in Sevier Co. Jail

(via: fark)




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Southern Idaho enforces stricter dress code

November 26th, 2006 by Dave

Extra Credit BabeAnywhere you look in the news now days at least 1 article about sex between teachers and students shows up on my PC monitor. My question is: Why wasn’t this shit happening when I was in school? It was unheard of when I was in Jr. High and High School. Why now? Dammit.

I think I had one hot teacher in elementary. If I recall correctly her name was Ms. Hook. The rest were at least 100 lbs overweight. Within the last few years about 70% of the teachers who have some type of sexual relations with their students are hot. Well, the ones who make it to the media. I’m pretty sure there are a few who are asked to resign and the case is swept under the carpet for risk of bringing down their school’s reputation.

I thought this article I found while farkin’ around was pretty interesting. I can understand in a way how some high school girls wearing teeny tiny mini skirts can be a big distraction. Hell, I almost ran into a back of a stopped car the other day because of some hottie walking down the street with a skirt that definitely was above her fingers tips…. heh Girls are getting hotter as years go by. I probably sound like a pig but face it… it’s true.

School board in S. Idaho resolves to more strictly enforce dress code

RUPERT, Idaho (AP) — The Minidoka County School Board in southern Idaho has resolved to more strictly enforce dress code rules after some male teachers said they were reluctant to deal with underdressed students for fear of being accused of sexual harassment.

Acequia Elementary Principal Suzette Miller says some male teachers did not feel comfortable telling students to put on more clothes.

Superintendent Scott Rogers says students can add or remove clothing during the day and that makes it more difficult to enforce dress codes.

He says it’s going to take every single teacher to enforce the dress code.

I see it being a distraction but still don’t believe it should be enforced as it is. If a teacher can’t tell a “student” to put on more clothes then he shouldn’t say anything at all. Grow some balls….




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The TSA wants your fake breasts

September 27th, 2006 by Dave

…. And I bet you thought the Real Breasts/ Fake Breasts Test was a joke.

Transportation Security Administration - Permitted and Prohibited Items

In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted.

  • Baby formula and breast milk if a baby or small child is traveling;
  • All prescription and over-the-counter medications (liquids, gels, and aerosols) including KY jelly, eye drops, and saline solution for medical purposes;
  • Liquids including water, juice, or liquid nutrition or gels for passengers with a disability or medical condition;
  • Life-support and life-sustaining liquids such as bone marrow, blood products, and transplant organs;
  • Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and,
  • Gels or frozen liquids needed to cool disability or medically related items used by persons with disabilities or medical conditions.



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