This has got to be the best comparison I’ve ever run across on the net and I wouldn’t just narrow it to fast food. A lot of regular restaurants are guilty of this too.

Burger King Enormous Omelet Sandwich

Arby’s Beef ‘n’ Cheddar

Check out a lot more photo comparisons here.

This is almost the best news I’ve heard all week. I def agree with Egotastic!

Paris Hilton is Going Back to Jail!!!!!!!!

Oh happy day! Paris Hilton is going back to jail! I’ve been having a really crappy day, but suddenly I feel much better. Paris left the court room screaming and crying, and as you can see in the pictures below, she cried all the way back to her house in the Hollywood Hills. TMZ is reporting that Paris has been ordered to serve out the remainder of her sentence, but will receive credit for time served. Not time served at home, though.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.”

One witness said that Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton’s mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.” Paris’ father Rick is still in the courtroom.

Paris will be appealing the judgement, but I doubt she’ll get anywhere with it. Then again, you never know. All in all, though, I think the weekend is going to be pretty good after all…

I was pretty pissed a couple of days ago after finding out she skated out of jail because of a some type of ailment that was deemed “private” by the local sheriff. Finally a judge and district attorney keeping it real no matter what the dollar sign was. Justice was served!!! I’ll drink to that.

Here’s something to liven your Sunday afternoon up.

I would have said the same thing… heh.

Certainly brought a tear to my eyes….. *sniff, sniff*

This is definitely worth a post. I fell on the floor laughing my ass off after opening this email attachment.

Thanks Ski!

I’m pretty sure he never found out what happened……

This one from stand-up commedian Eric O’Shea made me laugh my ass off.

Thanks Dan G.

This pic and joke was great. Thanks Ski!

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A young lieutenant decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had
no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, the LT. begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs
for the horse’s mane, but cannot get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms
around the horse’s neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its’ slipping rider.
Finally, losing his frail grip, the LT attempts to leap away from the horse
and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot becomes entangled in
the stirrup, and he is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as
his head is struck against the ground over and over and over.

As his head is battered against the ground and he is mere moments away from
unconsciousness, to his great fortune, a Chief shopping at Wal-Mart, sees
him and unplugs the horse.

I wouldn’t have unplugged the horse. I would have broke out the video camera and later posted it to YouTube…. well, that’s just me.