The perfect formula for the perfect problem:

Any way you think of it… you can’t live with them and you can’t live without them.

This has got to be the best comparison I’ve ever run across on the net and I wouldn’t just narrow it to fast food. A lot of regular restaurants are guilty of this too.

Burger King Enormous Omelet Sandwich

Arby’s Beef ‘n’ Cheddar

Check out a lot more photo comparisons here.

This is almost the best news I’ve heard all week. I def agree with Egotastic!

Paris Hilton is Going Back to Jail!!!!!!!!

Oh happy day! Paris Hilton is going back to jail! I’ve been having a really crappy day, but suddenly I feel much better. Paris left the court room screaming and crying, and as you can see in the pictures below, she cried all the way back to her house in the Hollywood Hills. TMZ is reporting that Paris has been ordered to serve out the remainder of her sentence, but will receive credit for time served. Not time served at home, though.

Hilton left the courtroom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.” Hilton was also heard saying “It’s not right.”

One witness said that Paris was “physically escorted” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.

Hilton’s mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, “I’m paralyzed right now.” Paris’ father Rick is still in the courtroom.

Paris will be appealing the judgement, but I doubt she’ll get anywhere with it. Then again, you never know. All in all, though, I think the weekend is going to be pretty good after all…

I was pretty pissed a couple of days ago after finding out she skated out of jail because of a some type of ailment that was deemed “private” by the local sheriff. Finally a judge and district attorney keeping it real no matter what the dollar sign was. Justice was served!!! I’ll drink to that.

Google Video sucks for promiscuous hot babes making out but I happily ran across these keepers. Turn the volume up!

*wiping drool from mouth*

edited: Looks like Google took them down. Dammit!