There’s way too many to list but the ones that cracked me up were:

ball-juggler - (North America) one who “gargles” on male genitalia specifically the testicles

Ben Hunt - Cockney rhyming slang for the profane discription of female genitalia

cock pimp - an assumed - but rarely an actual - husband to a whore

cum dumpster - derogatory term used to describe a male or female who willingly accepts a mans semen. Often used to give derogatory reference to a female that is promiscuous.

Hershey Highwayman - a homosexual male that enjoyes penetration other males anally.

sheepshagger / sheep shagger - (Welsh / Australia / N.Z.) a man who engages in or is said to engage in sexual intercourse with sheep [military slang first used in the 1950s]

sperm burper - a gay man, usually one who performs fellatio (first used in the 1990s).

sword swallower - someone - male or female - who deepthroats penises (originally Australian, 19th century)

tosser/tosspot - (British) primarily an insult suggesting the person on the receiving end masturbates. Synonyms include wanker and jerk (US).

I’ve never heard of these… Have you?

About 2 hours ago I tried bringing Google Reader up and was shocked…. Greader received a full UI and functionality update. I’ve been following and using Greader for a little while now. Some of the things that it lacked was the ability to “mark all as read” and the basic feed reading functionality as other feed readers, ie. Ask’s Bloglines. I grew tired of it over time but still held on knowing that they would unleash something that would blow the competition away. By God they did.

I’m not going to write much more about it other than I absolutely love it so far. They’ve combined the beautiful interface, quickness, simplicity (even though the number of features has now almost doubled), and functionality of the old Greader with all the requests made from peeps in the Google Reader forum. I’ll post a more intensive review after I give it a try for the next few days.

Related Linkage:

• Your inbox for the web
• Something looks… different
• Google Reader steps up with a new version

Now this was a very interesting short read over a Business Week.

Google won’t hand data to Brazil judge

Google Inc. will not meet a Brazilian judges’ deadline to turn over information on users of the company’s social networking service Orkut, a spokewoman said Wednesday.

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“It is and always has been our intention to be as cooperative in the investigation and prosecution of crimes as we possibly can, while being careful to balance the interests of our users and the request from the authorities,” she added.

Google claims that its Brazilian affiliate cannot provide the information because all the data about Orkut users is stored outside Brazil at the company’s U.S.-based headquarters.

Google maintains that it is open to requests for information from foreign governments as long as the requests comply with United States laws and that they are issued within the country where the information is stored, Frost said.

In August, Lundarelli dismissed that argument, writing in his decision that “it is not relevant that the data are stored in the United States, since all the photographs and messages being investigated were published by Brazilians, through Internet connection in national territory.”

The company says that it has already complied with 40 similar requests made by Brazilian authorities.

I’ll give it to Google. It might seem bad that they’re holding back information that could aid authorities in catching pedophiles and drug dealers but again we’re talking about privacy where there’s a very thin line drawn. Again, this is the reason I trust my information to Google and only Google.

With moving, school, work, volunteering, keeping up with TV shows, and misc. other events going on this week I would usually be having a really bad week.  Gcalendar has saved my butt once again.  Being able to schedule events on the fly, sync with friends, and constantly receive email and sms reminders keeps me in check and makes sure I make it early to every event (almost).

I remember not too long ago I was trying to keep track of my events in a black book but now I use my phone and any computer with an internet connection.  Sometimes it became so hectic that my scheduling book would be unreadable from all the reschedules and line-outs but now all I have to do is click and drag.  The only other feature that would make it even better would be a mobile phone interface for Gcalendar.  Managing my life would actually be fun then….

Google Calendar

…. And I bet you thought the Real Breasts/ Fake Breasts Test was a joke.

Transportation Security Administration - Permitted and Prohibited Items

In addition to the above changes, the following guidance is provided to ensure the health and welfare of certain air travelers the following items are permitted.

• Baby formula and breast milk if a baby or small child is traveling;
• All prescription and over-the-counter medications (liquids, gels, and aerosols) including KY jelly, eye drops, and saline solution for medical purposes;
• Liquids including water, juice, or liquid nutrition or gels for passengers with a disability or medical condition;
• Life-support and life-sustaining liquids such as bone marrow, blood products, and transplant organs;
• Items used to augment the body for medical or cosmetic reasons such as mastectomy products, prosthetic breasts, bras or shells containing gels, saline solution, or other liquids; and,
• Gels or frozen liquids needed to cool disability or medically related items used by persons with disabilities or medical conditions.

Unfortunate Javelin Judge

Brazilian javelin judge Lia Mara Lourenco is helped by colleagues and medics after a javelin, launched during warm-ups by a competitor, pierced her foot before the start of the competition in a national athletics championship called Trofeu Brasil (Trophy Brazil) in Sao Paulo September 24, 2006. Lourenco was taken to the hospital and underwent surgery to remove the javelin tip. Picture taken September 24, 2006.

I recognized the name but couldn’t put a face to it. I’m such a dumb ass.

Kelly Brook - AskMen.com

Kelly Brook is one of England’s best known models, who is regularly included in the Top 10 of most men’s magazines “Sexiest Women” polls. She was also a TV presenter on The Big Breakfast, and got the green light for a show on the WB network called The (Mis)adventures of Fiona Plum.

Never again will I forget….